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I start my DJ Marathon tonight...
Thursday: Ice Cream Gay Alternative at the Cockpit... billed as Wendy House vs Ice Cream... hopefully not a competition of the campest... 10:30 - 2:30am. 3 quid door.
Friday: Darkside: Billed as a post Amalgamation event 11pm to at least 5am catering for the more dance side of Industrial... I'll be doing a bouncy mix of Harder Trance, Psy Trance, Industrial and splattering of Hard Dance. Its 5 quid in, cheap booze and a really lovely crowd.
I'll hopefully be popping my head in and showing my support for Amalgamation during the weekend, time permitting.
Saturday: March Violets aftershow party until 3am at Leeds Met. Gillywoo and I will be rocking the huge main room dancefloor with Goth and Alternative favourites.
Obviously come along to any of the above events and grab me/ heckle me/ snog me/ buy me beer (delete as applicable).
Joke of the day
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote."