My application for England manager appears to have been turned down.
Don't forget it's Wendy House on Saturday... yayyyyyy
Ducking old joke
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
