My application for England manager appears to have been turned down.
Don't forget it's Wendy House on Saturday... yayyyyyy
Ducking old joke
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
1 person has an idea.
3 people do the website.
30 people promote it to all their friends
{1 week later)
30,000 people are raving to each other, on-line, about what a good idea it is.
It gets in the news.
300,000 people are raving to each other about how great an idea it is.
(3,000,000 blog bosts later)
3 people actually bother to do whatever it was the original campaign was about.